Bandits are funny men! They think they can live outside our laws – spill good blood they have no claim over! – and get away with it. Very funny indeed!
I'd like to laugh together with them – show them some hilarious tricks with pincers and pokers I've learned over the years.
So track down these dogs, put them in chains and bring them right back to me. If you do so, you shall be rewarded, and see for yourself that my reputation for generosity is well deserved.
Boyar Bakir