Corporal,
I’m sure you’re pretty busy these days, but please tell me: is there something wrong with your eyes? Because I walked by your gatehouse yesterday and noticed one important thing missing – the bloody banner! And I hear a few of our boys on duty are now six feet under, because whoever took down our Knyaz’s colours also murdered those poor bastards. And somehow you failed to mention it all in your morning report!
Save your excuses. Find the ones responsible and execute them before any other banner falls down. Because I assure you, if that happens, your head will be next.
Do your fucking job.
Captain Nadalrad