Mircea would always carry a whip to discipline his serfs.
For failing to bow to him, he'd lash them ten times.
For speaking without permission, he'd lash them twenty times.
And so it went.
Since he likes his whip so much, let him go at it.
He is to lash his own back, on and on.
The moment he stops, he's to be drawn and quartered.
By the orders of Boyar Ambrus